Hitlery Rotten Thinks American Elections Are Corrupt as Nigeria's

August 15, 2009

These poor, bitter liberals just will not get over the fact that Bush won the presidential election in 2000.  Frankly I find it absolutely shocking that a US Secretary of State would so denigrate America to compare our elections to Nigeria’s.  The Al Frankenstein victory aside, there is no comparison whatsoever to Nigeria’s corrupt elections.  This is just sad.  Why do these stupid liberals hate America so much?

Hitlery Rotten Flies Off the Deep End

August 10, 2009

Do I sense a little jealousy?  Perhaps because Bubba managed to free two journalists held by the North Koreans and our Secretary of State Hitlery did, uh, what the hell did she do?  Actually, I don’t think she did anything.  Perhaps Hitlery is a little PO’d because BO doesn’t let her off the leash.  Heil Hitlery!

Piracy is Hilarious

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, hey wait a minute.  Piracy isn’t funny.  WTF is she laughing at?