The Lunatics Are Incensed

August 7, 2009

In their usual “anything that is negative about the messiah is racism” attitude the liberal lunatics were incensed that posters by an anonymous artist depicting our great socialist leader in joker face were appearing in Los Angeles.  Clearly this goes way beyond disrespect.  Certainly it must be sacrilege akin to vandalizing an image of Jesus.

Liberal nutroot Philip Kennicott called the poster “a racially charged image” in an August 6 article in the Washington Post.  In Kennicott’s twisted liberal mind he was able to associate this poster with the instability of the inner cities of the 60’s and 70’s, urban fears, and the racial stereotype of being black.  Oh get over it.  The only racism I see here is the racism Kennicott is spouting.

The Obama bobble heads at MSNBC fed the racial rant when Obama bimbo Contessa Brewer questioned whether enough attention is being paid to all the racial attacks against the messiah.  Liberal lapdog David Shuster called the poster “right-wing hate” and later asked if it crosses the line.

Los Angeles Urban Policy Roundtable President Earl Ofari Hutchinson called the images “politically mean spirited and dangerous.”  That’s strange.  The same thing was done to Bush by Drew Friedman and published in Vanity Fair in July 2008.  Where was the righteous indignation then?  Or were the liberal lunatics the ones having fun at Bush’s expense?  While Obama the Joker was called racist, the depiction of Bush as the Joker was called “brilliant and profound” on Vanity Fair’s web page.  The only denouncement I could find was that “Only his puppet strings are missing.”

How quickly we forget.  Bush has been depicted as Hitler in full Nazi uniform, as Lucifer, a vampire, a stooge, as Pinocchio, as Dr. Evil, as Darth Vader, the Anti-Christ, a demon, and a zombie to name a few.  I don’t know where I was because somehow I seemed to have missed all of the denouncements of these disrespectful depictions of the president.

Radical Communist Czar Van Jones Resigns

September 6, 2009

You did it America.  You forced the hand of our wise and glorious socio-fascist leader who threw one of his own vile communist czars under the bus quicker than his racist preacher or his own white grandmother.  Van Jones, a devote communist who once called all Republicans assholes, felt the dear messiah’s jackboot on his backside early this morning.  Jones “voluntarily” resigned his post at the Council of Socio-Fascist Environmental Quality effective today. 

Of course, supporters of Jones, couldn’t resist playing the race card one more time before the door hit Jones in the ass on the way out, blaming his downfall on a true American patriot, Glenn Beck.  The website StandwithVan.com called Beck “notorious race-baiter” and admitted targeting Beck’s advertisers through Color of Change, a radical organization founded by Jones.

This proves that the messiah’s inner circle of America-hating communists and socio-fascists are vulnerable.  Keep it up America.  We have another 30 or so czars to go.

Imbecile Senator Feels Global Warming When She Flies

August 15, 2009

Yes, you read that title correctly.  Senator Stabenow (D-MI) actually believes that she can “feel” the myth of global warming when she flies.  In an interview with Detroit News Monday, this imbecile stated, “Global warming creates volatility.  I feel it when I’m flying.”  Either Stabenow doesn’t get out much or she is a complete moron.  Stabenow was referring to turbulence, a phenomenon that she strangely thinks is a result of global warming.  What an imbecile.

Liberals & Progressives, do you want to be happy? 

Become a Republican.

Why be that angry, bitter liberal in the corner that no one at the party wants to talk to?  Stop being the kooky progressive who causes others to whisper about your craziness and laugh at you behind your back.  Give up your bitterness and anger.  Stop flying off the deep end when others disagree with you.  Become a happier person.  Be more tolerant and have compassion for others.  Learn to respect the opinions of others.  Live life to the fullest.  Make more money.  Enjoy more friends.  Live a healthier lifestyle.  Get women to like you.  Get laid, finally!  Become a Republican.  Your friends and family will love you for it!

According to the Pew Research Center, Republicans are happier than liberals.  Who would have thought that bitter, angry liberals  and kooky progressives weren’t happy campers?